First Set of Laws
(by my Friens Neetha, Nishant , Hareesh and Regeena)
Law 1 .. Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.
Law 2 .. The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.
Law 3 .. For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.
Law 4 .. Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant. (Universal law )
Another Set of Laws (This is by Me)
Law 1 .. Every Programmer continues in his State of rest (sleep) until a new Girls shows up in the front of the Office
Law 2 .. The Rate of Chance of Creation of Bug is directly proportional to the amount of Mails received by the Programmer and the Time Limit Defined by the Client
Law 3 .. To every Bug there is an equal but opposite Fix
Law 4 .. The Rate of Productivity increases with the rate at which unmarried girls are recruited in the company 
Law 5 .. Code can neither created nor destroyed it can be just copied, pasted and customized from one source to another.
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Tags: bugs, Case Manifestation, code, deadline, fix, Hareesh, mails, Neetha, Nishant, programing, programmer, Rate of Productivity, Regeena, software engineer, State of rest
